I know it’s been a whole fellow followers and for that I apologize! But don’t worry ladies and gents I won’t leave you for too long again.
Okay this just happened… Right now….
Now along with my normal office peon duties, I have the pleasure of now offering beverages to our guests, clients and Hollywood hopefuls. (ugh) Most of the time everyone politely declines the beverages (mostly because they are nervous for their meeting or whatever they are here for). Nope not this Hollywood Hopeful
Hollywood Hopeful: My name is Hollywood Hopeful (name has been changed…obviously) and I am here to meet with __________
Me: I will let them know, while you wait would you care for some water, tea or coffee?
Hollywood Hopeful: Room temperature water… And only room temperature water
Well eff, we don’t have room temperature water. We either have hot water or chilled filtered water. Because of this I decided to mix the hot and the cold water to make room temperature water.
I give her the cup of water
She takes a sip
Hollywood Hopeful: (heavy sigh) this isn’t room temperature water and I specifically asked for room temperature water!
She forces the cup back to me and almost spills the (whatever temperature) water on me
Really? You are going to get mad over the temperature of the water I offered you? Do you really expect me to pull out a thermometer and take the temperature of the cup of water I give you?!?! Ugh