The One About the Tupperware Guy
Now, I am perfectly aware that people are not (how should we put this delicately) fully sane. Even the people that think they are perfectly sane are in fact not. Now how do I know this to be true, the Tupperware guy. To fully understand the Tupperware guy I need to describe him to you. Think the seriousness of Joe Pesci mixed with the comedic look of Danny Devito, add a dash a whole bunch of...
The One About the Terrible Accents
The following story has to go down in the history books as the best attempt to get into a movie. Not that said attempt will ever work but it is hysterical and worth reading. Typical day at my office, nothing too special, that is until I started getting calls from the Crazy Family. The first call was your average submission call: Mama Crazy: My daughter wants to be in the new Tupac movie (great...
The One About the Steroid Guy
Unfortunately my job requires me to deal with egotistical and pretentious douche bags on a somewhat daily basis. But I pride myself on going above and beyond and dealing with this unruly class of species by doing so with a smile. Yup you may get off on treating me like poop in the hopes of making me cry but I will just smile and appear unfazed (only later in the privacy of my own home do I let it...
The One About the Frenchman
Oh where to begin with this doozy I suppose a little back story is needed. I work in the entertainment industry where everything is life or death and everything needed to be done yesterday. It reminds me of the days of Kings and Queens (you know the ones who actually had power) where one toe out of line would mean death or as the Queen in Alice in Wonderland would say “OFF WITH THEIR...