The One About the Witch.... again
UGH!!!! I really don’t understand how someone can be so bitter and bitchy and just plain awful all at the same time!!!! Me: I have a casting assistant on the line who is wondering where your client: (name of client) is for their (name of audition) audition The Witch: Well who is calling? Me: A casting assistant from the __________ audition The Witch: What casting...
The One About Outfits
Well something bizarre happened to me at work this morning. (well something bizarre happens to me every morning but that is beside the point) I got to work (first one as usual) and started with my normal office peon day. That is until we had an office meeting and someone pointed out that an elderly co-worker and I were wearing THE SAME OUTFIT!!! Great I have the same taste as an old woman. I...
The One About the Chocolate Milk Mafia
Today I had the random craving for chocolate milk.I know random…. ANYWAY I walked to the commissary (basically a giant lunch room for adults) and got a chocolate milk. It wasn’t until I was back in my office that my worst nightmare was realized…. the chocolate milk was bad. I spit it out. Apparently someone in the chocolate milk factory was playing a delayed April fools joke on...
The One About Stage Moms
Not only do I have to deal with pretentious actors, Hollywood Hopefuls and overall dum dums…. I have the joy to work with the dreaded Stage Moms. Ugh. To those of you who don’t quite understand the term Stage Mom a Stage Mom is a pushy, obnoxious CRAZY mother who force their kids to act, model or do anything in the entertainment world. In doing so they think the world revolves around...
The One About...wait what?!?!?
When you are an actor, you want to grab peoples attention. There are many ways to do this…. This SHOULD NOT be one of them why is this your head shot? Why are you wearing knee high socks with snow boots? Why are you wearing a skirt with snow boots? Are you trying to impersonate the typical so cal bimbo look of short jean skirt with ugg boots? NEWS FLASH THEY CAN NOT PULL IT OFF AND...